Republicans of unusual sentences? I know they exist:

I can barely speak to her.

Combo First and Second Amendment: She has a right to her Salad Shooter.

She's drunk all the time now, right? I mean, she was always nuts, but now she is nuts and incomprehensible. I come from a family of alcoholics who like making grandiose speeches, and she sounds like every family get-together I have. Girl, get yourself some help.

The morons who do it for fun totally should, but the GOOD SCIENTIFIC storm chasers are extremely valuable. Sometimes you have to get close to very dangerous things to get good data and it’s because of those guys that the death and injury rates for severe storms have dropped so much in the last few decades. Our ability…

how do you know all of the people in the buildings in MOS were innocent? maybe some of them sold loose cigarettes or used physical intimidation to steal a handful of cigars at some point in their lives. did you ever think of that?

I see so much wrong in the trailer. My money is on Jesse Eisenberg being the worst part of the movie...he went full Jim Carrey. Never go full Carrey

as though he just ingested touring funk band quantities of cocaine.

But at least we have Rob to thank that we didn’t waste our time.

I still prefer 1953's Lone Ranger vs. Superman: Dawn of a Lucky Strike Print Ad

The son of immigrants, who sniveled his way to some prominence, only to to be smashed under the slanderous bootheel of a billionaire.
He really lived the American Dream to its fullest.

I’ve read a bucket of this stuff, but I did it at the right time - before I turned 25. It served its purpose. Of all of them, I think I would probably only find Burroughs interesting now.

Pantied Loons.