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Well, you can’t have large sums of undeclared Moon Cash coming back into the country now, can you?!

The biggest swindles are still legal. Such as when federal agencies overestimate their needs for the next fiscal year, and then the end-of-the-fiscal-year money dumps that occur (spending unneeded leftover cash on all kinds of bullshit in August and September). This is why you see federal employees go on all kinds of

I understand what you’re saying from a historical document/Library of Congress standpoint, but believe me even an anti-Tea Party leftie like me understands that there’s a WHOLE LOT of pig fat you can cut from the federal government, starting with unnecessary paperwork. Of course, sloppy paperless initiatives (or lack

My first thought was, “really, a travel claim...for the SECOND HUMAN BEING IN THE HISTORY OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE to WALK ON THE MOON?”

I saw another similar pooting on some PBS show years ago, and that hippo seemed to be more prolific in its output. It was actually kind of neat, as hippo body functions are part of the underwater circle of life in African bodies of water. In that show, the hippo would open its mouth and the fish would swim in to eat

Here in Chicago, you can vote for a third party candidate...and a fourth, and a fifth, and a sixth...hell, vote as much as you want!

Thanks for the main graphic. BEST. SIMPSONS. EPISODE. EVER.

While I agree with Cap’s sentiment, that panel pretty much sums up why I hate superhero comics.CA looks like an idiot just standing there with a shield screaming while real soldiers defend a position. As a vet, it reminds me of all the politicians and journalists who came to Iraq and Afghanistan for a day of photo ops

Wash in blood, rinse, repeat. The blueprint for EVERY misguided military action, past, present, and (despite Steven Pinker and his better angels), the future....

Co-signing as an Iraq Vet. Even an idiot could see how this was guaranteeing a multi-year insurgency, if for no other reason than, once the Guard were disbanded and disrobed, and mixed in with the general populatio, how were we to tell one Iraqi (insurgent from non-insurgent) from another? Yes, I know that sounds like

Lol, I had this very conversation with a co-worker today, small world! Always hated Batman, though every comic nerd seems to be on his jock. You put it more eloquently than I; I think I said clumsily he was “just Donald Trump in leather”, a billionaire bully beating up on little people.

STILL my vote for worst record in human history after all these decades. That, along with “Patches” by Clarence Carter.

I must be a cruel bastard, because your description just caused me one of the biggest belly laughs I’ve ever had. It’s like Normandy for your ’nads!

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Amen, sister!!! I received an email for early ticket purchase to Comic Con, but thought better about being just another livestock at the troth for the DC/Warner/Marvel/Disney corporate feed.

Facebook. Never used it, never will.

Since witches aren’t real, anyone claiming to be one gets a pass. Halloween parties and orgies year-round, whoo hoo!!

I must be in that church’s crosshairs, because, other than “child molesters” I have absolutely no problem with anyone else on that list. Removing the pervs, I’m probably 12 of the remaining 21 categories myself.

Well, if I get a choice, I’ll take the “Seven Rooms of Gloom” over Dante’s nine circles; that way I get to listen to the Four Tops and dance for all eternity.

There’s an R. Kelly joke in there somewhere but I’m to tired to fish it out...