I was trying to help Antonio Brown find his helmet, but I found this instead:

He’s here to do a football. 

Nah. It’s Crystal Gravy.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

No, this is poetic:

stay strong, Dolphins fans. You still have this guy to remember:

It wasn't the suggestions that got your troupe arrested.  It was the hugging.

So I’m bored at work......

Poor Chris Archer, who didn’t want any part of the mess, was nonetheless punched and tossed around.

To be fair, Puig is the type of player to be involved in a brawl despite not being on either team.

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

I hope he makes another album.

“Hold my teeth": for when "hold my beer" just isn't enough.

joke’s on you but trevor saw a chaos dragon in center field that he had to take down, you’re welcome

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

They are hoping that by being closer to the North Pole, that they will finally be able to answer the question of how magnets work.

Peanut butter and cream cheese sandwiches.

I hear they are allowing the 3/5 brown, though.

Dear Penthouse,

Angels, 1997: Oh, Tawny!