You’re forgetting that Dr. Gronk has an M.D. in Boobology from the University of Rad. He knows what he’t talking about, okay.

It’s the DARKEST timeline.

I’m not saying the thesis of this piece is incorrect, it’s not. But, the opponent helps. The Giants FUCKING SUCK, especially on defense where they are inexperienced and lack that much real talent.

The guy is unwell. His brains are pretty scrambled, either through post concussion CTE issues or even a bi-polar disorder. There is a problem here with the people that surround him that are either willfully ignorant of his issues and supporting him regardless of outcome, or are turning the other way and simply…

What is an RTUMP2020, and is this the beginning of the robot revolution?

Calling him a Tastykake lacks the punch

Allegedly.

#redsea gives you wings.

It is in the American South, where it is also an acceptable replacement for orange juice at breakfast, and most non-pie desserts.

Uh, CORN chips? There are other vegetables than ‘chup, my friend. 

Does he know that Hard Knocks is over and he can get back to playing football like a normal, scrambled brained, human?

Hey Lu

1) It’s always better to be a decent person than an asshole. You never want to walk into a room and have a bunch of people say “Ugh, THIS fucking guy,” under their breath. Unless you are dealing with a Nazi, in which case, just punch that prick in the face.

We shouldn’t be embracing Kranch for any reason. That unholy abomination among the reasons people truly hate this country. And it’s name is flat out awful.

It was prescription drugs on mine. Still not ideal.

No, it was in Connecticut in 1993. Oafs are universal though.

So a swamp Krampus?

When I was 12 I was the regular SS on my little league team. We were winning the league by plenty, and the coach wanted to get a kid some time at short for next season, so he stuck me in center field. First pitch of the game, so early my mom hadn’t gotten to the field yet, comes into right-center. I get over, camp…

So that truck is from Illinois?

Baseball is the least hardest, but even that depends on the pitcher. If some middle relief chud on the Marlins is throwing, then you might, “MIGHT,” have a better chance than if you were facing someone like Verlander or Kershaw who will throw your own soul at you at 95 mph with movement.