Very true, I should have qualified “male athletes.” Women’s sports appear, as a collective entity, to be more inclusive.

Unfortunately for him, his coming out pretty much closed the book on his NFL career, but reading the article, it seems like he’s going to be fine regardless of future football aspirations. Teams are just too rigorously stuffy and small minded to sign someone who is now a lightning rod for controversy, and locker rooms…

Mandy Patinkin needs to lay off the Vicodin before making a speech.

So the state of Missouri is just a city on either side and a wasteland in between them sparsely populated by either deep south racists or quiet midwestern racists?

Group C is a joke right? City is going to steamroll through.

Davis Webb will never be unemployed

Upper middle class white people asked for this. 

You okay, man? Need a glass of water or something?

Gronk is selling some CBD nonsense now.

SERIOUSLY. Crumbs get everywhere...

The fourth Game of Thrones book is a fucking terrible slog and getting through it has taken a majority of my summer. Not a question, per se, but none of my friends give a shit and I just needed to get that off my chest. Thanks. 

I honest to God thought to myself “Yea, that guy who made Deadwood.” I was wrong. I admit it. Instead I checked and said “OOOOHHHHH it’s THAT guy...” 

“Cam Newton can do it, and the youths think he’s the bee’s knees!”

Fucking metric system.

Could there be different types of Wet Guy? There’s the Hunter Wood Wrestling Hair style and the Aroldis Chapman style where it looks like he has been in a sweat box for the previous 3 hours.

Jesus Christ I can hear the Sam Adams in that comment.

New Hampshire is pretty much just Arctic Alabama, so this could get bad for him in a hurry if he can’t get Brady to testify on his behalf.

So wait a second...gas station dick pills are BAD for you? Learn something new every day, I guess.

A BattleHawk is clearly a hawk that does battle. Duh.