Derb-O-Tronic
Derb-O-Tronic
Derb-O-Tronic

“Go on...”

Oh, snap. 

You make a lot of connections when you play for 13 teams. Good for a distribution network. Not to mention whatever minor league stops along the way, and players that moved along as well.

Not to mention the joyful redemption of Bubbles, cheese-butt smugness of Tommy Carcetti, and desperation of the children. There were moments of that show, no matter how many times rewatched, that brought near visceral reactions from not only myself, but so many others. It was nearly perfect.

Omar was awesome, though. 

He has to do 3 years at Florida State first. 

He must be exhausting in larger doses.

It’s Arizona. Pretty sure only semi-automatic protection is allowed there.

So.....yes.

...yet...

Isn’t this just flavored water? Am I missing something?

No.

Clayton Kershaw is a finely tuned athlete, arguably the best lefty of his generation, and a certain hall of famer.

Are we talking Schilling bad, or just normal out of touch rich doofus bad?

This is some apocalyptic white people nonsense. 

To your point, Aaron Judge routinely gets strikes called on him that would be borderline low on a regular sized person. Robot umps would be able to adjust where, apparently, humans are too....robotic....and don’t self-correct for player size.

I pledge my fealty and bend the knee to Titan...so I can provide chin scratchies and snacks to our liege lord.

Arizona, and Alabama. And Mississippi. And Kentucky. And Arkansas. And Wyoming. And Montana. Either Dakota. Either Carolina. Indiana. Idaho, probably. Maybe certain parts of New Hampshire, which is essentially North Alabama. Oh, and Utah, Nevada when the Raiders show up.

Serious question: Does the structural integrity of a helmet maintain as it ages, or does the shell and/or padding lose its effectiveness as time and wear and tear increase?

You just wanted to say “cromulent,”didn’t you?