This is so absurd that I have to believe that it is some sort of fabrication for Hard Knocks and to keep his name in the news cycle for whatever reasons. There’s no way any sane person...

yyoooooooooo..........dude.

You can take the receiver away from the Jets, but you’ll never take the Jets away from the receiver

Eddie Curry? Is that really you?

I live in New England (not a Patriots supporter), and the 28-3 debacle has led to years of illiterate honking from Pats fans. Fuck the Falcons forever for doing this to the rest of us.

Chris Davis has fully proven that he sucks at a historical rate, and now he’s getting into dugout fights.

Youths.........

Nothing wrong with a little IDP.

For what?

James Dolan has definitely named a harmonica.

Ear hairs are hell. I’m in the middle of a prolonged and unwinnable war with them.

“Let’s Remember Some Bands.”

I think Russell Wilson is still technically on the AA Trenton Thunder’s roster, so maybe they can have him ship some bubble water or whatever Liquid of the Lord he’s pushing for health these days.

Listen man, just because The Marquis de Laughayette thanks people in the European fashion, it doesn’t mean we should get locked up every time.

Oh, sure, when he does it it’s cool, but when my street improv troupe takes suggestions we get arrested.

“The Knicks are better ball players that you are....uh....magicians?”

This is a good use of LinkedIn

So someone DOES use algebra outside of high school.

This has to be the end, right? It’s never going to get worse than this, right?