Just wait untill they put in the Cap Anson water fountains.

Fuck. Yes. I thought I was the only one.

Between Whittaker, Dadashev, and this heat wave, it’s been a tough week for boxers.

Someone’s been a baaaaaaaaad boy.

Please tell me this dude’s career is over. Nobody should risk that much for a sport.

Much like any real exercise, I’m sure he’ll avoid it completely. 

There’s no way this is real, right? This isn’t real. It can’t be. There is no way something that has reached this level of white nonsense is real.

Hey, tubby. You claiming to be Trent Richardson? If so, why?

It’s nice to know that former Met guy Kirk Nieuwenhuis is still Guy-ing in the Indy Leagues

Looks like some show-offy writerman has his own kegerator. 

The lack of Oni on this list is disappointing.

I don’t know what I was expecting Daniel Sturridge’s dog to look like, but it wasn’t an adorable smiley boi. Good soccer man/dog pairing right there.

And yet Joey Chestnutt is nowhere to be found. 

I, for one, pledge fealty to our new purple haired Queen. 

Let’s be fair. He was facing the Knicks, so this is exactly the level of competition he should expect for certain regular season games. Against the Knicks.

Bartleby the Dribbler

How long after the first exertion will there be before the Chubs need to get up and going again?

That doesn’t track since both can play all three OF positions, and Frazier is a speedier player. But Tauchmann is a more reliable defender....So...sure....

So the Yankees recall Clint Frazier. He mashes for a while, gets traded for some ace starter. Yankees keep winning. Darkest timeline continues........

.....yet.....