You and I both know he just forgot that part.

That’s gotta stink

And somewhere, out in the distance, the sound of Brian McCann growling starts to crescendo.

There is a 1000% chance the Knicks find a way to fuck this all up.

Enjoy the rustic charms of Schrute Farms

College baseball seems to be a weird place.

Will people stop telling him that he owns the Rangers. I’m not convinced he knows and it should stay that way.

It wasn’t just the Nordstrom shot. Binnington had been making unholy saves all night.

Is there any precedent or protocol for firing him or demoting him back to the minors? At some point this has to stop, right?

This match was an act of war

No we don’t. Connecticut is a weird place. Some claim New York, some claim Mass. Some dummies in the far SE corner claim Rhode Island for some reason, and there are some in the NE corner who claim the Deep South. Swamp Yankees, us normals call them.

Putting part of New York into New England is a bold choice. Massachusetts will not be happy, and as a Connecticut resident, I look forward to watching this catch fire.

dolphlundgren420

You seem fun

The man is a hero. Aprons are just front capes.

I like it when large doughy people win sports things. Makes me feel better about finishing that pizza in one sitting.

Tropicana Field: MORE LIKE SANOPE, AMIRITE!!!! Anyone...? Is there anybody? Shit.

When I worked in kitchens and would burn myself, I would exclaim “Fucking CORNBALLER.” 90% of the heathens I worked with missed the reference so I had to leave the industry.

What side you’re on

Dammit. I’ll keep it going with U-20 puns for 400, please.