Neophyte Norseman Knocks Nine

The right field “fence” at my high school was woods with a tree line about 400 feet away. If a ball went into the woods, it was a ground rule double. Tearing down a extra 200 feet of woods would have made our shitty team at least more fun to watch. 

Couldn’t the Nepalese government just put a halt to climbing above a certain height, or cap the number of climbers to a rate that wouldn’t lead to overpopulation of a mountain?

Spectacular.

You should warn people about graphic and unsettling imagery. 

Being deprived of Torontosaurus Rex just proves once and for all that we are living in the Darkest Timeline.

Dennis Rodman. Florida. A rando named David Lee Roth. Stupid crimes.

Sounds to me like someone hasn’t gotten the proper base tan for his rubbery calf meat. Shorts season is nigh, be ready.

He’s trying to do a reverse Will Smith, but with less charm and charisma. 

There is no way the Knicks. the NEW YORK KNICKS, the Knicks....There is no way the fucking Knicks get Zion, Durant, and Walker/Irving.

Takes one to know one?

Thank God I’m not the only one...

What if you just got up and went to the bathroom and come back to see some random goofball eating your food?

“the ‘tics.”

Remember when dumb athlete words were about the earth being flat or the evils of strawberries?

These semifinals have been great. Let’s hope the final isn’t a timid slog where the teams are afraid to make a mistake.

So you’d say earlier for some players, like 1 for Binnington, and Maroon, 5?

Well, we are living in the darkest timeline, so the cost might be “every damn thing.”

I’m surprised Jokic was gassed. Everyone knows it takes a full 60 minutes for dough to rise. He should have been ready to start to cook.