We’re clearly in the darkest timeline, and there is no escape.

Why did it take you so long to get to the Giants?

Is paying a monthly subscription fee (equal in price to a Hulu subscription) to hear Mike Francesca be windy a couple extra times a month the most white privilege thing? Or just the whitest privilege?

In this era of generic pitching motions, is Craig Kimbrel’s pterodactyl pose as he gets his sign cool or stupid?

Orlando, Florida, on the other hand, is...not...hilarious.

It wasn’t a hockey play, it was a Rock Bottom. Matheson should be suspended indefinitely, with return eligibility coordinated with Pettersson’s return. You pull dirt like that, and you legitimately hurt another player, you should have to sit out as long as he does, if not longer. 

So did Brad Johnson and his giraffey neck

“Now what?”

The Minneapolis Oppocity is Providence. 

“You think YOU got a crap job”

I’s suggest bringing up Balotelli, but he’d just make a meal out of it.

Also from Connecticut. A common refrain around here is “Hey, at least we’re not Bridgeport.”

You would think a school from New Orleans would shy away from large angry waves.

Lewis Black had something to say about the horrors of candy corn.

Looks like Animal didn’t take the Bert and Ernie news very well.

Living as Giants fan in New England proves to be one of the most fun aspects of football season year after year. 

The British version of American Vandal looks promising

Dude, Brett, they’re just boobs. Chill out.

This is fucking genius

I feel legitimate sympathy for this guy’s lower back.