If Bartolo Colon isn’t a part of this, I will be severly disappointed.

Why doesn’t he just drive Bigfoot?

Everyone is entitled to their opinions, friends, and ideals. But when those opinions, friends, or ideals turn out to be supporting a dangerous oligarch, some sort of accountability or simple recognition should be expected, especially from a person of notoriety.

Gus is a treasure.

This kid’s a monster. Who doesn’t like pudding?

This is a good dog, made better by the fact that she has to deal with a dude named Nevada on a daily basis. I thought the LAX names article was over.

2016 Kills Dick Clark again, because human decency and the ideal of rightness hadn’t already been murdered by the previous 364 days.

I just woke up from an hour long nap. What’d I miss?

greasy pee? That somehow sounds worse.

Yes

Jordan Reed played at New London (CT) High School, and as someone from that town, I can say, with some authority, that punching someone wearing military grade head gear, in the damn face, is something that seems too obvious.

Adrian Peterson is supposedly coming back this week. Was stashing him on my fantasy football bench for the last months worth it, or did I hope for the best just to see him run for 30 yards and be relatively useless?

The Hall of Fame is for on field achievement. Sure, he’s an Olympic level cockbag, but so were Ty Cobb, Cap Anson, John McGraw, and several dozen other players who are also enshrined.

Is that you, Jonah Keri?

Probably more inspiring than the Driver’s Ed videos he normally shows.

But can he dance?

I see Magneto’s helmet.

I recently started a new job and one of my coworkers asked if I liked basketball. “No, I’m a Knicks fan,” I said. He was confused, but now I have this to explain myself better.

If drunk Bill Murray was my step dad instead of that other guy, my life would have turned out WAY differently.

Russell Wilson has strange ideas about most things.