I’d suffer through a Jagerbomb with that sassy old bag. She’s probably got some dope ass stories.

Joe Maddon is easily the most clever manager in the game.

If the last few days have proven anything, it’s that baseball ghosts are fucking real. Prove me wrong.

The only surprising thing about all of this is that NONE of it is surprising anymore.

This should be an annual feature. It makes days brighter.

The lack of old timey slapstick comedy shtick in modern protesting is dire, and I applaud this man for reminding us all of a simpler time.

I see nothing regarding beer and butt stuff, so very little will change.

I’m sincerely waiting for the shitstorm that will pop off when a white player kneels during the anthem. Even if he is simply supporting his black teammates, or is genuinely offended by the furious bullshit that lead up to these moments, there are going to be a lot of idiots with scorching takes.

Legos are getting SUPER realistic these days

Did his brain scrambling lead to his flossing on the sideline?

So Benjamin is on your fantasy team, too?

Good Glory the Curt Shilling meme is wonderful. There should be one for every sport.

Is the Little League World Series the most underrated sporting event of the year?

I live directly between Boston and New York, so Sundays at bars are generally populated by Pats, Giants, and mortified Jets fans. But no matter where you are, if there is a game on, there will be a pack of chinless yinzer tools bellowing for the Steelers game to the point where the bartender has to either give in to…

I’ve been to 0 of these. I need to get out of cities for a while.

I thought the basketball team was on a boat...

Climbers are sneakily terrible. They talk about the small rocks they summit like they are going up Everest, and the call the paths upwards on said rock as “Problems.” That’s not a fucking problem. Unemployment is a problem, you uppity asshole.

I’m curious how Brazil, of all countries, got their hands on that much Ectocooler.

Your Avatar/Name combo is deeply unsettling.

That snapping sound. Damn.