This story really takes the piss.

One of the last bastions of reason at the WWL. He’ll be missed.

The Bennett brothers have some opinions on Bad Soccer Manning.

I remember liking it when it was on, but recently I researched it with someone who didn’t see it during its airing.

The first two seasons were remarkable, the middle two were aimless and mostly silly, and the final two were around for shock value. The sixth in particular was inherently frustrating with the dumbest possible conclusion of any prestige television show I can think of.

It was a benchmark until the writers forgot what they were doing and put three of the main characters in a fish tank for most of season 4

Nobody should be thinking about Lost anymore.

No way, dude. Fuck Matt Dodge.

My friend thinks The Wire is a terrible show and refuses to accept it as anything other than wet garbage. He’s a moron, right?

I have never played or coached a single down of organized football. Every week of the season I am convinced more and more that I could call plays with more success than the Giants.

Depends how tasty it is after it loses

There should be an all animal olympics to balance out the human olympics. Horse dancing, dog agility, dolphin jumps like at the aquarium, frog jumping, and pigeon races are all there for the taking.

I have felt that if the NFL really wanted to break into Europe, they should have a developmental league in the UK, with 8 teams, and treat it as a Spring league where fringe talent could get reps and become actual NFL players. They want to be in England SO so badly, that this seems a logical way to achieve that goal.

Cargo shorts are just regular shorts with places to put two flasks. Nobody respects utilitarianism anymore.

I tend to agree with that logic, but I think UCONN wants in more than Cincy does

A lot of the reason UCONN is involved at all is because of the proximity of West Virginia to Storrs is much more palatable than anywhere else in the Big 12 currently. UCONN wants a bigger platform for non-basketball sports and WVU needs someone close by to make travel less of a nightmare.

The look on that kids face after the toothbrosh gets swatted is truly priceless.

I was told not to touch this.

At least there’s no Pokemon in the starting lineup

In the mid 80's the New York Giants played a charity basketball game at (I think) Connecticut College and I watched Leonard Marshall dunk on some kid.