How do I get my parents, in their 60's to NOT move into a 3rd floor walk up?

You could just jerk it. The endorphin release helps relax the body.

“I said we should make it to the semis. Now we’re here, so fuck it.”

We sure that’s his girlfriend and not some random woman in the crowd?

Between this and the Cardinals losing again, my afternoon got a whole lot better.

Why does he hate baseballs so much?

Safest water he’s going to see in a long time.

Meanwhile, All of Braintree’s Sullys and T.Js are taking a break from their cousins roofing business to stay on hold at WEEI to scream about how TAWMMY WILL OVACOME! and the Patriots Way.

The Cardinals and their fans are currently developing some sort of solution for their early season woes.

Alexei Kovalev, Hnat Dominchelli, Radek Bonk

I used to have a John LeClair model stick. I miss that thing.

If your’re going to quote Nigel de Jong, you should attribute it properly.

Please continue these posts. You are doing God’s work.

Take note, Alex Iwobi. You’re next.

So how many copies are being sent to deeznutz@deez.nutz?

Someone should teach Jared Lorenzen how to skate

“Meh.”

Never skimp on toilet paper. I’m not about to abuse my b-hole with some thin sandpaper when there is an aloe infused cloud I can clean myself up with. The generic stuff is a nightmare, so I always spend big on TP.

My therapist will be hearing about this...

Bitches, amirite?