Now I’m going through all the random shit on my iPod.

Fucking Wrinkles. Little bitch just laid down on the field.

I blame Roger Poodell.

Snowstorm gameplan: Fifa, Scotch, and all the snacks my local Stab & Go has to offer. Yay or Nay?

The best American athletes aren’t playing soccer, and that is always going to be a major problem for the development of the game here. Instead they are pulled by the domestic giants of the NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL. Once our top youth athletes gravitate to soccer, then we will see a positive theme for the USMNT rather…

Jordan Morris might be the next great hope of the USMNT, but you neglect to mention Gedion Zelalem, who was in academy for a top tier club in Arsenal and moved up to the senior club (now on loan in Scotland). What are the chances that between the two of them turn into something very interesting up the middle for the…

I can watch Messi clown fools all goddamn day.

It might not be “rock” themed, but in keeping with the music idea, Dogfish Head’s Bitches Brew is one of the great beers being made right now.

What constitutes “Badly torn?” Isn’t regular torn bad enough?

But without dipping? Worthless.

Regular Fritos are terrible and kinda bullshit, right?

He might be taking the Three Point Stance too literally.

Joey Splats

Bjorn Bong

Perhaps he’s on a mission from the Knights Who Say NI

It seems that the lead reporters for ESPN are more inclined to publish “facts” from “Sources” than do any of the real reporting that got them to their lofty positions in the first place. They are willing to post articles with information from unnamed, seemingly random places than doing the real work to check facts and…

Release the pounds!

9 games for throwing a weasel in a toilet while high on bath salts.

Counterpoint: All of this music is crap and The Eagles are the most overrated band in music history. Also, the only thing worse than Creed is...nothing. There is nothing worse than Creed.

+1 headbutt