How are Juggalos not on this list? Unless they are considered a cult, Juggalos are easily in the top 5.

Quick tip to avoid boil over during the first hop addition: when the boil starts to rise, mist it lightly with cold water.

Pork Bender. New band name.

I understand why coked-up Jimmy Kimmel was bouncing around behind Pacquiao.

Are we sure it’s Andrew? Twins can fuck with people...

gold.

Holistic medicine nutjobs. Real medicine is there for a fucking reason.

In all fairness, James Dolan has been slowly killing Knicks fans for years.

As someone who lives about 1/2 mile from Conn, I can totally see those pricks getting into these shenanigans.

Yo Soy Buzzkill.

He looks like Kevin Hart.

There are times when I am afraid to ride the subway. Riding sharks can fuck right off.

Why are there never any stories about Dwight Howard wanting to shut the fuck up for a while or work on free throws quietly somewhere?

Hey dude 6 yards in the End Zone! I'm coming for you!

So now we know his doctorate isn't in dentistry.

They were going to serve the beer in steins, but then realized the arm would just break.

On the bright side, he could probably throw a nasty sinker now.

The Giants are the new Jets.

A friend of mine once ate a ghost pepper. For the next hour he was crying and pleading to God "Why would you make something like that?"

Stay Lcassy, San Diego