Ugh, dammit. Say it with me now.

"Who is that man taking a picture of me? I never want to see him again. I never want anyone to see him again." - Martin Winterkorn.

Tyler/paul/other AV geeks, why no winglets on this variant? wouldn't fuel efficiency be important to the air force? or is a function of clean air behind the plane or what?

That's one of the things I like about Jalopnik is the commenters. They're usually pretty intelligent and even when they're not it's not like uber troll bad. I don't really care about Miatas or wagons, but when I go to other car sites (autoblog, others) that do cover cars like Lamborghinis and the new Mustang, and…

Not quite, unless one of those contraptions can make me a gin and tonic.

I did the research for you: Veyron tires.

"Hold my beer."

"I knew it was very expensive, but I ignored the warning and did it anyway. I didn't buy a time package instead of a data amount, and I didn't activate the option that would disconnect me when I reach the limit. Now I'm complaining."

I want to go for drinks with whoever runs that twitter account.

1. Chris Perkins

Actually if they had made an uglier version and yours went up in value could they sue you? lol

So what does this make me? I drive an "M-Sport" 550i and have not added any MORE M-Badges to my car. (there's one on the steering wheel, kick plates, all 4 wheels and probably somewhere else I'm missing; ALL FROM FACTORY!) All I did was place the stripes on my grill, no added badges...

I'm going to opt for the diesel because everyone else is pre-ejaculating onto that bandwagon. I can't wait to fill it with the wrong fuel, not know to change my fuel filter with any regularly, freak out the first time I see oil build up on the motor, blindly assume maintenance and driving cost are insanely cheaper.……

tree to tree you say.....

There are a few Korean games. They are, ironically, all but forgotten.

Technically it's not an automatic, it's a dual clutch...probably the best one in existence.

Today, a hero has fallen. Please join me in a silent prayer.

Don't know about the worst, but i can give you the best car commercial song.

Cuz the Cherokee is fucking awesome

I'm totally with you—this has been going on for far too long. I noticed in one of their car reviews that they mentioned driving under "clear blue skies." I closed the window in a flash and huffed for a good five to ten minutes. I come here for the car reviews, not for amateur meteorology, slipshod physics (I mean,…