lThere is a good article on The Root which deals with this argument called “in defense of wypipo”, challenging the conventional argument that if white people made fun of black people in ‘x’ way, they would be considered racist. It also begins with the writer, a black man, acknowledging he realized this through a…

since dc/warner has never learned from their mistakes, what makes us think they can learn from their successes?

Bring up masterbation with the next set of Mormons. They love to talk about it.

“YOU don’t have an expiration date...so why should we?”

THIS. The Wine industry fucking disgusts me. For years whenever I travel I see post cards that say “if only there was wine,” t-shirts at stores say shit like “the only thing getting me through the day is wine,” and its you can see it in TV, Movies, etc as if being an alcoholic is acceptable because life is hard.

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

I dunno, lunch at the one at Queens Center is sometimes a hassle when the high school kids are all out at the same time. Better to order off the app and pick up.

YASS QUEENS

As a child I thought Jamaica, Queens was the only Jamaica. And that you could “Come to Jamaica and feel alright” by hopping on the LIRR.

I thoroughly enjoyed it but I’m hoping we don’t overrate it too much. It was an above average movie in a genre filled with bad movies. It is a flawed film that I hope we don’t look to as some sort of beacon to what a super hero movie could and should be. Across the board I believe we have lowered our standards. It was…

I cannot help but think “he must be SO BAD at sex” every time I see him

I have a WW2 joke from my childhood but it’s completely offensive. I even went as far as typing it out but realized it’s still too much.

In all seriousness, as long as you had a Twitter account full of Trump praise, this experience would probably qualify you for an ambassadorship in his admin. I wish I was kidding.

I suspect he’s indeed an expert, in comforting his upset mother.

You’re assuming he would know enough to do that. I don’t think I can give him that much credit. I had a dream once where he couldn’t figure out how to access his voicemail. It was the most realistic dream I’ve ever had.

In these troubled times, our standards for “really smart” are as skewed as our standards for hot.

I inferred that she asked someone else to turn the music down while she started researching the noise ordinance, so the two things were happening simultaneously. Expensive stereo systems can also be more complicated than just turning a knob. She’s wealthy, so I’m pretty sure she can afford something a little nicer…

The last time I hosted a party I went to my neighbors a couple days in advance and had polite, what I thought were nice, conversations where I informed them of the fact that I’d be hosting a party and asked that if they had any issues to please come talk to me first and I’d make things right.

I lived in Denver Colorado for a while. My wife is a surgeon, I, an engineering exec. I was arrested a few feet from my driveway, because I had the audacity of telling the pig who stopped me for no reason that it wasn’t his damn business what I do for a living. He saw a young black man (about to turn 40) driving a…