If you're talking grocery store pick up, I don't really think it's that hard. I'm married and don't cruise grocery stores, but I will say that the produce section is super schmoozy. I'm always talking to strangers about how the fruit is, what's in season, you think this melon is ripe or over ripe? Don't just do it…

Yeah. That was also my thought... upping "thrusts per minute" does not seem like a formula for universally good sex. Isn't the thing where your partner lets you know it's working via the moaning and the "Yes. Yes! More of that!" and the "Fuck! Yes!" enough feedback? The vibrating electronic device seems WAY less…

Box fit class last week, the trainer put on "Your the best around" for the last round. I screamed "sweep the leg, Johnny!" It was clear that only he and I were of the generation to know it.

You might want to go a day without your prenatal vitamin if you're taking one. It may not be causing your nausea, but it could be exacerbating it. A lot of ObGyns will tell you to take Flintstones if the prenatal vitamins make you want to puke.

Our kids have my wife's last name. I don't know that anyone has ever brought it up with us. My wife has a reasonably public job, so I think people mostly have learned to just go ahead and talk about us behind our backs.

So true. She is AMAZING. My sister-in-law was at a meeting she ran at the U.N. a few years ago, and she said it was amazing to watch her manage it. She should have been President if she hadn't been born a non-citizen.

Totally my hang up, but there's something about the acro yoga kissing poses that looks very intimate... Great for the couple, and fine if you're in a class and focusing on your own thing, but being in the position of photographing it just strikes me as awkward.

All I can think is how uncomfortable the person who took the photo must have been. That really looks like an "alone" moment.

Or if the someone was not The Trump Himself, that person was not referring to Trump when saying "you." But your's is the likeliest explanation.

Especially when we all know it is children who are clueless pigs. Somehow my kids are each able to leave 3 pairs of socks on the floor every day.

I admire your mother for having her priorities straight. "I'll take whatever species so long as she's 'nice.'" A lot of moms would be holding out for a human and shit all over the nice part.

The evangelical Christian acapella group at my college did a version of Cecelia replacing Cecelia with "Oh, Jesus." I literally fell over laughing when I first heard it coming out of a lounge where they were performing. All I could think was, "Makin' love in the afternoon with Jesus up in my bedroom! I got up to wash…

I SO want to believe this is true, but I will admit to mostly thinking all household chores are invisible to my kids and maybe 80% invisible to my wife. Sometimes when dinner is particularly good, someone will be like, "good dinner, Abba." I'm pretty sure all clean up/laundry/bill paying/doctor's appointment making is…

I'm guessing you aren't afraid of the name calling escalating into violence, rape, and/or murder. Every woman I know is.

My great grandfather was president of the Dairymen's League. We always had milk. He would give a $100 tip to any waiter who listed milk as the first beverage option in a restaurant. He wanted the rumor out there to get the waiters pushing milk. I don't believe it ever took off.

Do not underestimate Gloria Steinem. I say she would fucking OWN being a mysterious oversexed teen who kills herself in a Sophia Coppola movie. She has been too busy to get to it, but maybe when she's 90?

The research literature on it says that on average internal candidates outperform external candidates, so company specific knowledge is a big boost relative to abstract "management skills." Interestingly, the biggest benefit of internal candidates were "turn around" situations. The conventional wisdom had been that…

You know who really takes forever to get ready? 6-year-olds in the winter getting ready for school. Have you seen them put on their boots? I am growing old waiting for kids to put on foot ware.

The relatively old study cited has higher frequency and higher satisfaction for the women where the men did more gender role traditional chores, so presumably the sex isn't just more frequent and bad. At least for me, 1.5 times less a month would be a 50% reduction in sex, so it would be significant for me.

I find the smell of Subway's bread to be more than a little nauseating. Am I the only one? My wife and kids are cool with the smell, but I can't abide it. We have a local restaurant that shares a bathroom with a Subway, and I have to just hold it because I find the smell so sickening. I like the smell of baked goods…