"Hey Listen, you collect $200"

Nintendo, you're doing multiplatform wrong.

but... but... It's a video

What a deal. Trade in a game for a pittance, get uploaded to a criminal database.

Obligatory:

I am glad the Mako is cmoing back and I hope this means more planet exploration like the first game.

"9.7 / 10 - IGN" lol

Oh, boob armor. You never fail to make me laugh at your absurdity. I guess this is just too boring for the 14 year old boys to look at isn't it?

Success is not measured by what a man accomplishes

If it makes you feel any better, I suffer from an affliction that makes me think they spelt 'color' wrong.

Be honest... You thought it!

"We wanted to go with a 'cave painting feel', ya know, something more authentic, so we are providing you with an opportunity to purchase this awesome rock laminated with a single still frame, ZERO FPS BABY! It demonstrates that we are an artistic company with innovative design, 'cause after all who want's 60 fps when…

Feels like an old movie? Is that because it runs like an old game?

They say by the time Homefront 4 is in development, whatever studio is working on it is going to be invaded by North Korea. Not the rest of the country, just that studio.

Don't forget the "Porn Queen" subtitle!

We don't have time for a handjob

Probably not the best time to have "TERRORISTS WIN" on your screen..

Pentakill is only 5, Germany scored 7 so that's not valid.

Game Theory did pretty much the same thing yesterday too.