This is easily the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

Love soccer, fucking hate soccer players.

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It’s almost as though bluetooth is an inferior technology to a good old analog headphone jack. Such courage!

It’s not just that they got their ass kicked by Canada, they also got their collective ass kicked by a made-up, newly formed Team Europe. And in the past the US has at least looked like they deserve to be on the ice with Canada... but not last night.

Unless network infrastructure or data compression improves wildly, 4k is a pointless delivery method.

They need to take a page from the NHL and start suspending players for head shots. The players barely care about penalties, certainly don’t care about fines, but will care when they start missing games. Is the nhl 100% consistent? Definitely not, but at least they make an honest attempt at transparency and making the…

(Kind of) unrelated fruit discussion... Have ya’ll had Cara Cara oranges?Accidentally purchased one at the grocery store, and holy shit, they kick fucking ass. They look like a normal orange, but the insides look more like a grapefruit, and they taste like heaven.

My freshman year of college I played club hockey. Couldn’t bring my gear back to the dorms (for obvious reasons), so I had to leave it in the trunk of my car. That little ‘92 Corolla was forever ruined.

THIS IS THE TAKE I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR. THANK YOU.

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Hospital bill? Nah, this happened in Australia where you won’t go into crippling debt just because you had to go to the hospital.

Wayne Gretzky is hands-down the most dominant athlete of all time, in any sport. Period.

Being sick with the flu at age 5, and rooting for the Devils against the Red Wings (mostly just opposing my Dad) in the ‘95 Stanley Cup Finals. Been a fan ever since.

Yes, but t-mobile also blatantly violates net neutrality, which is an evil in its own right.

I really think for obvious head injuries teams should be allowed a free sub. The limited subs really adds to the pressure for a player to return when they really shouldn't. Will teams abuse it? Probably, but it's better than trotting out concussed players to face the possibility of more brain damage.

I now have $25 worth of free pizza... but my question is am I fucking over this local establishment? (I wouldn’t feel bad if it were from BIG PIZZA) Are they still getting paid by Groupon?

I now have $25 worth of free pizza... but my question is am I fucking over this local establishment? (I wouldn’t…

In the official NHL Rulebook, they are referred to as “Goalkeepers” but you’d never catch an actual hockey person calling them that.

Anyone else think it’s about time we annihilate certain mosquito species? We have the technology.