Oh God, I didn't realise I'd replied to you again.

Pretty sure The Sun doesn't have a thing about sex before marriage. It's a populist newspaper in a secular state in the 21st century...

So you're saying you'd rather the page showed a naked lady?

Yeah I just skimmed all that and I just saw more upset denial. This conversation is clearly never going to be productive for either of us. I'm gonna go do something worthwhile now. Hope you do the same.

"Then why is it top rated?"

Perhaps the shape of the comet causes it to reflect the sun's light in certain directions.

I'm sorry, why are you blaming a shoplifting incident on Black Friday? If it was "just go out and steal shit day", you'd have some kind of logically coherent point.

But the... Xbox 360... isn't running it on high...

Now THAT was funny.

Has it still not occurred to you that maybe everybody else's senses of humour was fine and that you just weren't funny?

I have a fantastic sense of humour.

Haha, people genuinely seem to think that selling something for a price that people are willing to pay is a "dick move". Don't let them find out what the stock market is.

Putting "box only" and "no console" in caps in the item description is an attempt to mislead people?

"I'm amazed I have to explain this joke."

You're really missed the point.

Pro tip: use that gif for things which escalated quickly.

Bet it does now.

"I never said the stereotype of only guys playing games doesnt exist you moron"

Right, because something can only be a stereotype if it's universally true. Men like videogames but women don't? Some women play videogames. Therefore that stereotype doesn't exist! Again, great work.

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