No?

SO USE THE TRACKPAD ON THE LEFT FOR BUTTONS THEN ARGH

READ THE ARTICLE, Jesus, fuck. You have literally no concept of what this is and you're complaining about it.

I love how Kotaku commenters were acting like this thing was the antichrist when it was announced, almost entirely because they lacked the cognitive faculties to understand something so new.

Where the fuck is Half-Life 3. It's been 9 years. Stop fucking dicking around now.

Breaking news: politician makes dishonest argument.

Yeahhh... you didn't get it.

Dogs are relevant to this article.

Good luck in your exams.

Yes, because that's what plus signs are for.

"It's not FAIR mummy, it's not FAIR that I have to pay for things I want!!"

Uh. No. The paragraph is literally about controllers.

I don't think it's particularly good. How are people going to abbreviate it? SM? That's already a thing. Online buzz is a big thing, and the sad truth is that making people type out "Steam Machine" isn't helpful. The fact that this doesn't boil down to something compact and novel like Xbox or PS3 just shows how Valve…

Steam Engine for god's sake.

So the third announcement is about controllers (and maybe something else like the Rift).

The ambience was rather lovely... certainly novel.

I understand your point. It's just not a correct one. Bundling can help crush things but it regularly doesn't. In point of fact I stopped using Netscape because the newest version was an awful piece of software, nothing to do with IE. I moved to Firefox. The proliferation of alternate browsers is just growing and…

Yeah you're totally right bro, Windows now dominates the browser market via bundling IE. No other tech companies can compete with their own custom browsers.

Well, not what you'd expect after Kotaku described it as a "1:1 map".

Must've taken them quite a lot of work. Add it to the giant pile of stuff which is not HL3.