Welcome to journalism according to Rob Bricken.

No, this is also sci-fi.

The economy is a reality. We don't have infinite resources. That's not really sad, it's just a fact.

And next month, in the Journal of Shit We're Doing Just Because We Fucking Can Now...

If you're trying to make a utilitarian road from point A to point B... it's generally agreed upon that the best way to do that is with a straight line. Not an arc which veers 36 degrees in the wrong direction.

If I were a professional food critic with a whole press conference hoping I'm about to tell them how unpleasant something is, "not unpleasant" is probably the phrase I'd use to dispel that notion.

Nah, I've thought about that before. Totally up for it. Wonder if it'll ever be legalised?

It's a prototype. It's a proof of concept to attract funding. Obviously the final product won't use animal blood; a synthetic alternative will be developed. You're acting as if this burger was created to actually feed a few hungry people who would otherwise have bought a burger made from an animal.

I can just picture your giddy expression as you realised you were successfully going to beat the competition and display your enlightened race and gender liberalism at the top of the comments for this article.

I think it's a great choice. So far we've had crazy-silly Doctors. A crazy-asshole Doctor should be a great change of direction.

Why do you think the Doctor is any more capable of changing sex than Superman?

I have a suspicion that it was a joke.

People are always telling me this about pedestrian crossings and I'm always proving them wrong.

Right yeah, because 'this looks horrible' totally means the same thing as 'I actually have to go see the movie'.

Okay, as you've now abandoned any pretence whatsoever of a rational discussion and devolved purely into ignoring simple questions and throwing insults, I am more than happy to oblige.

Birth defects are exactly how new species arise.

He probably made the most important discoveries about light in history, at that point.

Why do you think I'm averse to your post? You did good. The author of this article did not. Don't really understand why you're antagonistic.

The only stupidity on display here is that of a human utterly unable to engage in basic civility with another human because of a benign disagreement.

Except scientists have already had a living specimen, giving them plenty of time to take cells or sequence the genome if they wanted. Whoopsie daisy!