Lebron's name recognition, power to maintain a game face during hard times, and complicated history with Cleveland are just the combination needed to move this franchise back into first place in the hearts of hungry Northwest Ohioans.

It's wildly funny and got enormous play in the market because it was so. You obviously have a stick up your ass and cannot on any level relate to the highly humorous bit that Dan provided as a release of emotions that was pent up from years of hearing every asshole in America, including you, try to dismiss them or…

youre fucking wrong

They won't come forward because they aren't looking to be unemployed. There is no upside to coming forward, but keeping your mouth shut makes you a made man.

This will be pretty easy to prove either way. Kluwe says there were witnesses, and if he's telling the truth then they'll come forward eventually. Hell, if he's telling the truth there have probably been other incidents; nobody is just a crazy asshole once in their life and never again.

How fucked up would it be if Kluwe actually did make the whole thing up?

I personally have gay family members who I love and support just as I do any family member.

Here's what that denial lacked : "I didn't say those things".

Oh, he knows some gay people so it is cool.

Saying Tebow is a replacement level QB is a gross exaggeration of his abilities in the NFL. Kluwe is THE greatest punter in franchise history... Tebow is the beneficiary of a horrifically blow coverage in a playoff game.

2013: The year that reminded us that companies really don't give a shit about consumers and supporting their games, they just want our money.

I went to high school with the guy wearing the money shirt. Nice to know that some things never change.

So we're assuming that's a dude?

Wow. The good news is that anything you read the rest of today will be happier news.

Kyle, he said "You got walked." As in you got walked down. As in you got caught from behind.

The comment section is just fucking awful now.

Anyone else want to punch that smug 1800 guy right in the face?