That's why everyone I'm not friends with is both muted and unable to send me messages.

Man, my psychic power for knowing which specific Kotaku author wrote an article based on name or content alone hasn't failed me yet.

"Here's our new building where we won't be making Star Fox, Metroid or F-Zero either. Please Understand."

But how else will she write three sentences, steal an image from Reddit, and publish an 'article'?

He drew this picture of me, so basically you are wrong.

I'll add the obligatory "every cod player is a bro" stereotype.

Oh right, a price of 20$(blackfriday/cybermonday sale) a year? Stop being such a cynical asshole please. I already use PS+ for other things, this is just a bonus, its free. I would happily still pay 20$ a year without the offer of these games. Literally costs about 5 cents a day.

This morally corrupt, ethically degenerate, spiritually inept, unapologetic, polyamorous BS, does not belong on Kotaku. Take this perverted debauchery over to VICE and keep it there.

You do know that the word "polyamorous" is basically a nice way to say "degenerate", right? If you are a "poly", you are a degenerate. Having an intimate relationship with more than one person at a time makes you dishonest and quite frankly a bad person. Even if your first partner is ok with it, it still is wrong and…

What a paper-thin connection to gaming...

All of the shit feminist articles now make sense.

Answer...not much

What games taught ME about having two girlfriends at once is that one of them is a succubus and probably manufactured our first meeting out of thin air.

Aren't you the girl that cheated on her boyfriend and then found him a whole bunch of years later just to tell him that while you were with him, you totally cheated on him?

Alternate headline: Game About Shadowy Information Manipulation Potentially Involved In Shadowy Information Manipulation

Studios claim nobody wants a new Adventure game. Double Fine creates an Adventure game funded by the fans. Capcom feels we don't want a new Mega Man. One of Mega Man's creators creates a game like it and fans fund it themselves. Square Enix feels we don't want a new Tactics game. FF Tactics creator turns to the fans…

I think if you'd ask the guys at Capcom who Mega Man is, they couldn't even answer your question.

No one? Okay, I'll do it then:

I would not use Kinect while nude
I will not play it clothed like a prude
I will not use the voice activation
I'd much rather go buy a playstation

I will not play an Xbox One
It does not look like any fun

So what if you can watch TV?
I already do that for free, you see.
I will not buy gold for streaming netflix
I already pay…