Yeah that’s what we get for Florida merging three highways together for like 50 miles and giving all of them a slew of separate names. At least Google Maps didn’t go by their nicknames as well, which change depending on which part of the road you’re on.

Technically it’s not a car, it’s a trike.

The car in the ad is a legit 2010 Focus, not a 2016...we didn’t get that body style in the US. Ford gave us the snooze box you pictured above. The RS was a Euro only car, as to how it got here legally is worth investigating.

I just showed my wife this post, and she scowled at me. Because I've been saying the same thing for YEARS now. So bravo to you, sir. You win the Internet today.

I love this! Also, I consider my HHR a Cobalt station wagon. I’m not ashamed. I am proud.

My dad’s Venza is listed as a wagon on the title and registration. The DMV has known the truth all along.

Don’t forget the Sportabout, my father had a 1976 version and he called it the “Snortabout”. Was actually a really good, trouble free, station wagon. I think it rusted away though, I was young back then.

A guy I work with was giving me a hard time about my spark. I pointed out his Dodge Caliber was a station wagon. He about flipped “NO! Its a crossover, haven’t you ever heard of that.” I blinked twice and said, yeah its a station wagon.

Agreed. I think part of it is the age group of those buying these cars, namely that so many of them grew up in the way back of frumpy station wagons (your truly included), that it’s push back. A refusal to drive the same silly wagon their parents had. To distance themselves from still being a kid. Or something. I…

My wife and I recently bought a lightly used 2014 Subaru Forester with the Premium package. I really made the push for the aforementioned brown, TDI, stick shift Jettawagon. I was rebuffed because my wife didn’t want to drive a manual (she has other really wonderful qualities...) and she didn’t want to look like Clark…

I prefer to consider the new Ford Explorer the descendant of the original Ford Windstar. It also shared a platform with the Taurus of its time, had seating for 7, and was taller.

The best part is in Michigan on the registration for all these vehicles the state recognizes them as.... wait for it.... STATION WAGONS!!!

You are correct sir!!! My heartless Pontiac Torrent is in no way, shape, or form a truck; it’s a station wagon with *slightly* better visibility due to increased ride height.

Here in Estonia, there are literally hundreds of them, used as cars for social workers. We made a mega-deal back in the day for a nationwide CHAdeMO charger network (you can check the usage live: http://elmo.ee/charging-netwo… ) and 500 of those little buggers. In a country where fewer than 20 000 new cars were…

I saw one in PA. They're like mountain lions here—rumors swirl that somebody has seen one recently, even though they're long extirpated in the commonwealth.

I didn’t even know they sold them in the US.

That’s not how they work and you know it.

Except that the Stratos Zero concept led to the Stratos production car, so any argument you make is now moot.

Don’t forget the 918 Concept that was there too. That was a super cool exhibit