If this thing was keeping up with traffic on the M25, it couldn’t be that slow, right? 

Well, it’d still contribute a non-negligible amount of radioactive cesium(cs-137) and iodine (I-131) to the area under it and down wind, it would just not activate as much dust. Not that either would be a significant ‘ruining’ of the planet even under a significant bombardment considering the state Mars is is…

Perhaps he’s laboring under the assumption that radiation doesn’t already exist on the surface of Mars?

Certainly an easy way to reduce earth-bound nuclear armaments.

Maybe he was just mildly pissed the Lexus decided to stop right on the crosswalk, and just wanted to make a point?

Think about old PC games you used to play back in 1997. You wouldn’t be able to boot that up now, and you especially wouldn’t be able to use your modern computer to operate the exact same game. It’s a pretty similar standard when it comes to F1 cars. If you want to play that game, something needs to change.

I think you mixed up the columns... the miles per year should be smaller than the average for 10 years...

How do I show I’m not really an evil guy... I know!

I heard he has already signed a contract to switch to LeMons series after mistakenly believing it to be the Le Mans series. Unfortunately at his insistence, his lawyer made the contract air tight, so he plans on racing a Zastava Koral, aiming to win the Index of Effluency until the contract is up.

Make the front aero plastic.

That’s definitely intentional and not at all not at all related to me not having had my afternoon coffee yet. Mmhmm. Yep.

Bugatti is owned by Volkwagen-Audi.

If you love a big-ass modern lifted truck covered in bull bars and whatever, then wonderful, I hope you get the big-ass truck of your dreams and you drive it for many ecstatic years.

And here’s a link for the people who don’t.

I’d imagine under the frunk, behind the front axle for added crash safety.

Yeah, it wouldn’t be much less headroom, but it would be there.

None of the cars are in running condition.

Why not a boxer 4 underneath the rear passengers?

Why do I pay for this shit again?