Walter wakes up in a hospital in Copenhagen and says in subtitled Danish: "I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed I was in a barbaric country where people with cancer don't get health care and have to resort to drug dealing." Then he's pronounced in remission and released to a beautiful cityscape as "Wonderful…

Nope! The only way it could work is if Nintendo fully intended for the console to sell gangbusters and is now making a half hearted effort to salvage it.

EXTERMINATE!!!!

Bioshock Infinite is such a flawed game, and yet I still desperately want to stick my penis in it. I want to impregnate Bioshock Infinite and have 500 babies and create a farm for our brilliantly written family. I want to grow old in Bioshock Infinite's arms, even if we get into fights or she keeps throwing waves of…

This is what happens when you, for the second time in a row, release last-gen power hardware, but without a system-selling gimmick like motion control was to push it.

Prob the Wii U version... LOL... If there even is one... Do you assholes still claim the Wii U is Next Gen? Not for long, if it ever even was...

Flat-out honesty: I see a lot of me in Phil Fish.

As Marcus Beer is a representative of Gametrailers, I would like to see a public apology for his behavior. I hate his show because it's childish and repugnant in the first place, and these comments are even worse than his show. This was pure vitriol and it was disgusting to watch. No wonder Fish responded in such a…

I said it the other day, and I'll reiterate: there is a tremendous problem with people who refer to themselves as Angry/Annoyed/Sarcastic/Whatever. The people whose entire raison d'etre is basically to bitch about things. They are utterly useless. Sure, sometimes they're funny, and sometimes they're saying what we're…

The whole thing boiled down to Beer acting like a whiny child.

Beer: "Hey Fish, say something about this Indie issue.
Fish: "..."
Beer: "Talk about it."
Fish: "..."
Beer: "C'moooonnn, say something! I want you to give me a quote about this thing"
Fish: "..."
Beer: "Fuck you, you wanker! you're a dick! An asshole! A…

I feel empathy for Fish despite his antics, and sadness for the cancellation of FEZ2