I don’t see Grey Gardens when I think of Sonja and Luann, but, I do see Edina and Patsy from AbFab.

I made it nice!!!!

People aren't missing the point, they're saying the point is stupid. Which it is.

Age is no excuse here. Baby Got Back is timeless.

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Is it just me, or does Woody Allen make the same movie over and over for the most part? So many of them blur together and most of them are annoyingly self-aggrandizing. I don’t quite understand the culture of adulation around this man.

“Steve Martin Has Peaked” reads ENTIRELY too close to “Steve Martin Has Passed” whilst power slamming Pinot Noir due to a delayed flight and an endless supply Pinot Noir.

I like raisins. They’re just grapes who have seen things, man.

Anne Colter can fuck off with that nonsense, it’s never going to be funny coming from her.

That is the Whitest sandwich I have ever seen. Both literally and figuratively.

Celeste Barber does it again!

Seriously. His dick should be cut off and fed to dogs while he watches them eat it.

So much rage. I lived in the bay area for 15 years and I ended up in tech after college. San Francisco was always expensive and full of homeless people, but once those fucktards started making money they really screwed the local property values. I was born in SoCal and what really drives the chronically homeless…

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

Plates allow me the space to commingle my food as I desire. I cannot deny the necessity of bowls, but I prefer to be in charge of just how mixy my foods get, thankyouverymuch gooddaysir.

During his confession, O’Kroley told the police “it was easy to kill” Nosal because “she had ruined my life.”

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.