Well when the kids are older and not getting what they want, the parents can hit them with this and say "When we did try to do something nice for you, this was your reaction. Too bad, so sad".

Disneyland isn't worth going to since they got rid of Adventure Through Inner Space anyway. That was my favorite and I'll never forgive them for closing it. Never!

They did have a few good zingers.

Hey Michelle, quit listening to the media.

Aiming high is something I haven't quite been able to manage while urinating, he'll have to be the one to do that I suppose.

Just adding "Pee in Chicago" to my bucket list here right after "Have cocktails with Keifer Sutherland". If I can manage drinks in Chicago I can kill two birds with one stone.

I do too. Henry Ian Cusick is my secret Sancho and I'm looking forward to seeing him back on tv.

That's Scandal, the DC show. Starts in January.

That does sound good. I'm waiting for Scandal to hurry up and start playing. I need my Scottish hottie fix! It's bad man, it's bad. I'm starting to get the shakes.

CraigyFerg makes me swoony.

Taylor is getting the boot? Thank you baby Jesus! Thank you Tom Cruise!

Wow, I had heard it was a prank night but I never knew how bad it got. Well, damn that sucks. People, why you gotta hurt?

Happy Birthday! I will drink to your good health that day.

It's about 9 months after Valentine's day. I always said that Dad gave Mom more than just a box of chocolates.

I'm always hung over on your birthday, mine is the day before.

Mine's the 30th too, Happy Birthday!

I missed having my birthday on Halloween by just a couple of hours and have wished that I could have hung in there just a bit longer. Day before is pretty nice though, presents one day and candy the next. And I believe the day before is Hell Night somewhere, that always made me feel warm and fuzzy. Parents, don't…

Ha! I did that on purpose, I'm rebellious like that.

Men and Women together? In public? Oh for shame!

Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem.