Exactly! Less talk, more stationing yourself outside a black hole, young man!

Discrediting most of us doesn't take much more than a cursory glance at our private email accounts and google searches, and discrediting a relatively omnipotent, married man for the sake of distraction doesn't require any real competency on the part of our government.

"General Silver Fox Purse-y Lips, I may not have expensive cigars or social connections, but you are henceforth invited over to my midwestern apartment for Trader Joe's pork gyoza and box wine at your leisure, sir! I'm young(ish)! I'll keep it real!"

We're covering this story because it's a distraction from President Obama's role in arming Syria and is the only thing the administration could come up with to discredit General Petraeus, who's getting ready to testify about it.

Awww. Hang in there, and keep looking.

So you used the characteristic of an action to determine that I'm an idiot rather than a reason? That's an idiotic way to determine if someone is an idiot. Putting quotes around something I didn't say as an attribution is also . . . not idiotic, exactly, but troll-like. I never suggested that this is "all about…

So you used rationale (rationality? [sic]) AND logic to determine that I am an idiot based on a single open-ended comment I made on a feminist blog site? I don't even understand how you applied the two differently. I'd rather be an idiot than a troll, but thankfully I'm neither.

I'm suggesting you're easily distracted on this matter, but I'll avoid making any sweeping generalizations about your character.

I just think a story about a powerful man screwing a woman who is not his wife is less interesting than the story of a CIA agent getting ready to testify on Benghazi.

I think a story about a powerful man screwing a woman who is not his wife is a less interesting story than a CIA director getting ready to testify on Benghazi.

Is there anyone else out there who thinks that this story isn't about what it's about? I don't know if it's because my uber Republican coworker's ranting is getting to me, but he swears that this is Benghazi related, and I believe him. Why aren't we talking about that element of it? We're smart ladies and journalists;…

Yes, this is what I meant. Thank you!

Oh, PUH-lease. Karlie Kloss wasn't entitled to wear a war bonnet, and this author just shared her life's story explaining why that is. It's exactly Karlie's "career" entitlement that deserves some ridicule here; you'd really have to half-ass your way through a modicum of education- or just live a year of regular life-…

I can't be the only person who thinks that whole Rupertgate scandal was planned beforehand by all parties involved to drum up ticket sales?

Sesame Street's net revenue in 2011 was $134 million. This is a non-issue.

The COTD is hidden right here, folks.

Afternoon laugh, complete. Thank you.

I think a more accurate title would be "I Lost My Mind and Entered My Baby in a Beauty Pageant."

Huh?

Yes, it's hilarious!