It contains the ancient mystical power to make $27 grand disappear from your bank account.

For $27,000, I'd hope it was a magic card.

Yeah, I love Pitfall, but its a piece of shit compared to Uncharted 2.

15 is divisible by 3

1... 2... 2:1.. 2:2... FIFTEEEEN

It's only gone unfinished as long as it has because the developers have been working out of their own pockets. If they had a little more funding so that they could dedicate more time to the project, I'm sure we'd have it in our hands a lot sooner.

I read "Half life 15!"

Thought "Wow, Valve really can't count to three."

I'm always here first.
Everyone knows that.

There was a post awaiting review before either you and I were here.

Will absolutely buy. In before people find a way to complain about supporting developers who deserve to be compensated for their hard work.

yep, too bad you can't loot their used underwear...

...no word on a western release. So frustrating. As if the Vita wasn't already hurting in games, Japan is still hoarding them.

Fox News will say the console itself lured both mans in a dark alley and shot them. When will video game violence stop?!

well, Emmanual Johnson's name can be rearranged to spell out "Han Solo" with a bunch of left over letters, so...

Gawker just needs to implement a script that automatically posts this gif in any article mentioning Florida.

Should have read the fine print at the bottom of the flyer:

See, now that is why you don't buy stuff from strangers on Craigslist.

It always has to be Florida doesn't it?