He has plenty of stuff on her. Her life is ruined if it comes out she was an escort he bought.

Melania has had so much plastic surgery she looks like a RealDoll, and seems to have the personality of one as well.

I bet those stupid dweebs would be a lot more offended if it was called the small dick room.

Oh god you really are a creep.

I bet she can hold her booze pretty well.

Somebody motorboat that pink belly, or I'm going to freak out.

Look at those eyes. Love!

OMG SRSLY?

Best gif ever.

Wow look at that perfect eye roll, that's totally genetic.

Is that why guys always want to dip them in my soup?

Wow another Jezebel attempt to sensationalize something really meaningless and trivial. First of all you have to be a mentally stunted to think any piece of clothing would fit you like it does a plastic mannequin. Secondly this is a common practice, I've seen it in stores since I was little girl hiding under the…

I totally have a lot of important things to say about this ...ah fuck it!

When did she know how to dress? Kim Kardashian has absolutely the worst taste in clothing. She’s just wearing more of it now so it’s more noticeable.

I cried like a little bitch starting at " I gave him flowers on Betty’s birthday".

JeannieMae that's awful, I'm so sorry. :(