Gosh, don't tell people. This is the only way I can make friends.

My first ever Kotaku 'Shop entry.

Seriously guys, hire some new designers. Good Lord....

I don't understand the point of your comment. Mike has made video impressions of a new game and is showing you the game. These are impressions. He has an opinion about the game. He's doing his job by sharing them with you. I'm not sure what actual news he was hiding from you. If you can't deal with it, please go read…