The “Nokia tone” is actually 164 years old and from a guitar.

Welp. Thankfully vibranium doesn’t exist, because combined with this I’d throw my vibranium shield at pretty much everything.

That is udderly disgusting.

...I’ll show myself out.

Can’t be. Herobrine was removed last patch.

Then you don’t understand what an encryption back door is. It’s a master key to every lock. That’s how it works.

Government doesn’t force you to give them a copy of your front door, mail box, office, master room, bath room, safe, etc keys just in case you become a suspect. They can develop their own way to open the lock when they get warrants. Just because it’s hard to open, doesn’t mean you need to duplicate your keys for them.

The difference is a warrant allows you to search one house. Backdoor encryption gives you a key to every house and lets you walk in whenever you want.

No... this really is one of those times when being an absolutist is the right thing to do. You can’t kind of create a security flaw in the same way you can’t be kind of pregnant. You either do it, or you don’t.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

My man

If you get annoyed at having to explain what you do multiple times, try not to let it get to you.

Oh! And the one time I walked out on a date when the person started going all conspiracy theory and proclaiming that J.K. Rowling was “put in power” by “demonic forces” for a “reason.” I walked out before I punched them in the face in the middle of a coffee shop.

One big one is if I notice they’re doing all the talking. Especially if this means I also notice they don’t ask me any questions. I’m willing to accept it for the first date (maybe) - everybody gets nervous - but it becomes a serious red flag by date #2.

Watch how they treat wait staff, ticket takers etc. If they are genuinely kind to them, they are probably a genuinely kind person all around. The opposite is also likely true.

No, we’ve only just begun:

I was at Casino Royale and there was a dad with two kids in front of me who were already on the verge of tears watching Bond murder a guy in the bathroom.

Aaaaaand we’re done with comments on this article.

Nothing about Deadpool is subtle. Why would we expect his marketing to be any less?