They’re already indoctrinated.
You can only trade your soul, and your children’s souls once.
The devil said so. =P

Lol Vault 108 reference. =]

Oh lord, Nomura’s Cloud in drag?! Ahahahahahah!

Sorry. I think I’m ruining the fun for everyone. I configured an Xbox360 controller profiler to left-click 20 times per second. My browser crashes every 10 minutes from all the input, but damn am I making progress for my team.

“Goldrush II - Electric Boogaloo”
Would beat out CS:GO’s “Dust” anyday

“Everybody hold onto your butts.”

*rolls eyes and applauds*
sick burn

“Caliente Pocket ♪”

9/25/07
Halo 3’s release date
I was hit by a car while biking to my local Gamestop. Instead of stopping in the right turn lane at a red light, the driver made the decision prior to reaching the intersection that he would roll through the light. After the collision, the driver pulled away and rounded the corner after I…

Hello, is this the superintendent? Yes, this is Adam Jensen, up on 12. My air conditioning unit seems to have fallen from my window, is there anything you can do about it?...
You say you’ll send someone up right away?
And you’ll send someone else down to take care of the old unit? Sounds good, you take care! *Click*

Nick Frost eats 3-5 different Cornettos in this scene. The size of the remaining cone changes each time the camera’s direction shifts. Go on, go back and watch that shit on a loop, I’ll wait. Makes me laugh every time. :)

"Season Finale?"
I wasn't aware episodic meant "half of a story".
This isn't "The Walking Dead" or any other Tell Tale franchise. This means Capcom will be publishing a "Resident Evil Revelations 2, Season 2, Episode 2" at some point.
From a consumer perspective, is anyone else feeling insulted by that?

What, no love for After Burner? :'(

"Fixing this is, of course, incredibly easy," she said when talking about games that may have several playable protagonists but offer few, if any, who are women.

Come to think of it, if you play RE4 before checking out Code Veronica, any mention of Leon gets your blood pumping.

Forgive me for being off-topic, but is there a photo gallery out there of Miyazaki's house? Looks beautiful from this photo alone!

HEY YOU, PICK UP THAT CAN!

Lol, my teenage self noticed that immediately in the first on-foot mission.
More like "Star Fox: Assault Rifle"

Would you describe it as a zone of danger?