In all seriousness, I'm glad you didn't post this yesterday.

This would absolutely make drinking beer from a can 50-100% less "white-trash". Even PBR, nonetheless.

The downside - Having to hit ESC and Quit a race instead of reverting a save-state when Sebulba beats you.

Have you ever wanted to be super saiyan so bad, you strapped bananas to your head?

So no more "Gesticulate With Jack Tretton" videos?
I have no more excitement toward E3. Sad day indeed.

Floor is lava; train variant.

Everyone in this thread is correct.
But Fear Mage is more correct than everyone else.

You think Chaos is your ally? You merely adopted the Chaos. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the Master Emerald until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but blinding!

Oh God, this kid's in for a rough childhood.

Hits ya' right in the feels.

Because it should have been called
FINAL HALLWAY XIII
*drops mic | walks away*

Lolll snacktaku references!

~Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight!...~

Perma-death in FFT Advance was epic. If you went into a Jagd and had 3-4 well-trained Illusionists, you could nuke an entire clan to their death and they would no longer be a threat to you throughout the remainder of the game!

To anyone in this post that may have received one or several "Pumblooms" from me yesterday, enjoy!

PARADOX!!! - ERROR! ERROR!

"Valve is perhaps the most beloved video game developer around."

Chamberpot of Dickheads*
There, Fixed it.

I love the smile! XD

See, it's funny 'cause that guy looks like he plays "the Fifa"