Quick! Disperse Strawmen to derail the topic!

You know there's a button to speed up, and it allows you to outrun him, right?

My parents never bothered with plugs. They had each room on separate breakers. They could take your room off the mains entirely :p

Ummm... What time it is in the US is irrelevant. Just because it's 2300 on the east coast of the US doesn't change that kids are staying up till 0400 local time :p

Depends on the game. $35 for Final Fantasy 3 on SNES in good condition is more than a fair price for example.

Or you could just get the Microsoft Wireless Game Controller Adapter and use Xbox 360 controllers that every build of Windows and most Steam games uses natively...

Because it's so hard to connect your PC to an HDTV? I mean it's not like the majority of Laptops, and Desktop GPU cards use HDMI ports to connect to monitors or anything. It's not like Wireless Mice, Keyboards, game controllers and all other sorts of Peripherals haven't been on the market since the early 00's. It's…

Not true, that's what we invented glasses for!

Paying for emulators? How droll. I'll be over here, playing them on my media center PC, my laptop, my PSP, and my dekstop without paying a dime [Aside from the money spent on the original cartridges and discs kept as archival copies]

For the racism maybe, but Jezebel... There is no larger hive of Feminists and Misandrists.... On Gawker. I think Reddit and Tumblr still have them beat though.

More pencils, better computers in the CAD lab, and MORE PROTRACTORS!

Racist AND Misandric.

So Goblins before they became Warcraft's Jew allegories.

Has to connect to download stuff how many times? Oh yeah FUCKING ONCE.

It might work better if it kept a hopper of the last five or so

I'll stick with the PC attached to my TV. It doesn't need backdoor sideloading bullshit to run emulators, and it has the Xbox wireless dongle thing so I can use my arcade sticks.

Not sure why people can't handle when someone says POSITIVE things about Microsoft these days. Fucking fanboyism.

Turn 10 makes this content mandatory because you don't have to buy all the DLC to race against others who -have- purchased all the DLC. This is also why they release one car out of each DLC pack for free, to get players to download the DLC data so they can see the DLC car models opposed to placeholder models. It's…

Has Call of Duty's servers ever bogged day one when the game sells 5 million copies day fucking one on Xbox 360 and requires a day one patch? Bitch, please, shut the fuck up before you assume shit.