Impossible? Please. You get a 4-year degree and work with your COmmander to get into a Commission hearing. E to O grade shifts are uncommon, but not that difficult for the motivated and talented.

The main issue I have with Forza Horizon's 'AI' in the Rally mode is that you aren't racing other cars, you're racing set goal times. The other cars didn't have to race the track, the time was just set by the developers as a goal. Dirt 3 does it right: The AI runs at the same time as you, which allows them to make…

What was it missing? Colors outside of the Orange and Blue spectrums.

Thankfully I've already bought most of the major bundles in years past, so I get to just pick and choose :D

You do realize Francis is just this dude's character's name, right?

Quick! To Metacritic to bomb it's user rating!

I concur that this is a positive change. I was so sick of pressing Home when i wanted to press start.

If parents won't teach a child what to definitely never ever joke about, society must pick up the slack, and society does not pull punches for the sake of feelings. Society throws your ass in the clink for saying you're going to shoot up a school, regardless of all your lols and jks. I get the feeling if convicted…

100fps? Bitch please, I've got things that fire 6mm projectiles at 400fps at a rate of up to 900rpm

Hey, genius. You still have to turn the controller on somehow, or did you forget that the button has multiple uses?

Eh, I can't count how many times I hit the Home button instead of Start or Back. This move is fine, since it moves a button you'd hate to accidentally hit away from buttons you hit quite frequently.

200 prototypes could be something as simple as adjusting basic ergonomics of the controller. Companies go through dozens of subtle revisions to Human interface devices before settling on a final product. The new angle of the outer edges has me a bit worried how the tail of those grips will feel against the heel of…

Looks like it's a port of an iPhone or Android game... Pity, the Vita really needs more A rank efforts, not minigames.

Didn't Evo -charge- to get access to that stream? That might have had something to do with The Big N getting upset, since doing so -is- a violation of the end user agreements.

So... The joke is the word "Fan" doesn't make it through literal translation of Japanese? I'll admit it threw me off at first but the more I read, the more I figured out that they were probably implying "I am a Gundam -fan-" through some subtlety of the japanese language that doesn't translate. Not sure why this is…

Or it could be the pitch correction software he uses.

I'll bite when they release an optimized PC version. Until then no sale. I refuse to play sandbox games on systems that don't allow for custom user created mods.

What I had expected to see... I was disappointed.

80 million women in the third world, pff. That ain't shit. The majority of men in the United States have had the majority of the nerves in their genitals removed without their consent JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK IT LOOKS NICE.

Y'know, maybe it's just me, but isn't this kinda aiming at the wrong demographic? The venn diagram of Men who wear nail polish and Men who care about chipping a nail is very nearly two separate circles.