I have been laughing maniacally at the words “the sex bush” for the last 5 minutes. Thank you.

Look, man. How about you try marketing a game where you just match two picture objects together into a slightly bigger picture repeatedly.

If I had to market something that droll, I’d probably go off the rails too. 

Influenza is thousands of years old (possibly dating back to 6000 BC). There were thousands of years to create variants before vaccines existed.

Beat me to it!  I was gonna say that Covid has become so clever, it up and started its own streaming service.

Delta Plus costs $7.99/month, but I hear it has a free trial...

Not that I necessarily need to clarify, but what I was getting at is that when I write Dirtbag, I generally try to avoid anything about the Beverly Hills women, because that’s not a show that I routinely watch, but I’m aware that a lot of the coverage I write, as well as my colleagues who do Dirtbag, covers the…

Normally, what happens on any Real Housewives franchise is not quite fodder for this particular venue.

Even faster... cook a little ball/patty in the microwave. I normally do like a teaspoon worth. Definitely doesn’t have as much flavor like being fried would, but it takes legit like 15-20 seconds to cook and you get the gist of the seasoning.

I use Lovejoy by NARS, and I've been using it for years. I think I want to use Exhibit A for nights out now. Lovejoy is like a basic for me and was described that way to me by another black person who worked at Sephora.

NARS has lots of colours that will work on dark skin because they are so pigmented. Try Liberte, Gina, Sin, Taj Maha, Taos...so many options! MAC blushes are very pigmented as well, so you might find something you like at the MAC counter as well. :)

Ugh, you got me! Going through about a third of a bottle of Hendrick's before browsing the interwebs is not conducive to being on the proverbial ball. It takes a certain amount of inebriation before I would consider any sort of intervention in the first place, so my fervent hope is that you may regard this trespass…

Er. Er on the side of caution. Same root at as "error." Not trying to be a jerk, but as one person in academe to another, I feel a civic duty. In any case, I found your insight quite valuable, so my thanks!

Sure. A migraine shes treating with HEROIN.

It's not even a bible at this point, it's like, a brochure with clip art.

Well I just added the caption now, but this is from a very silly episode of Star Trek :3

What angers me the most is that this stance isn't even Christian so I don't know what religion they are defending. I offer the following:

Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.

This comment made me laugh and then almost cry. BC, seriously, you could totally use that as your defense and get away with it. "He's a baby!" "But he's a BLACK baby!"

I'm sure there was. I mean, I am happy with how I look, and I get the general message, but if someone gave me some awesome professional photos I would be like "F yeah!" and change my profile pic. Yes, curves and freckles are beautiful and all, but if someone wants to erase my acne scars and make my skin look radiant…