I actually don’t think that she is on coke. She is always like that, from day one. If coke is responsible for her energy, it would mean that she has been on it every scene in every season of Housewives, as well as on her spin-offs and on her talk show. You cannot be doing coke on a regular/daily basis for how ever…

But LEMONS

I keep wondering if Dorinda has always had this wildly aggressive side to her. Like when she was a young wife and mother living in London, was she getting in drunken, screaming brawls with friends?

Don't be disrespecting Queens.

Dorinda is temperamentally more suited to the New Jersey franchise.

John instigates these crazy public fights with her friends has a deal with the producers and she wonders why no one likes him.

I felt completely blindsided by the amazing and marvelous hot mess that is Rey. Where has Bravo been hiding him and why haven't we been introduced to him before?! Of all the directions I thought that party was going, that was not it. Bravo, Bravo tv, bravo.

I am laughing at my desk right now, thinking of him as "Dorf" walking around on his knees. His father's house burns down, because he can't reach the fire extinguisher.

In other news, Review (pictured) is perhaps the most underrated comedy of the last five years.

on the other hand, this is the cheapest thing you can do in the Hamptons.

Also, in the scene prior she had told the younger Khaleesi widow that she would need her help. I’m thinking maybe the other girl had poured some oil or other accelerant around the hut earlier.

Yes, shipping her and Tormund so hard that I can’t believe I ever wanted her to be with Jaimie.

Osha being all “oh, you don’t eat the people you flay? Then I’m not impressed” was a great note to go out on.

I hope it's Sansa who kills him. That would be so satisfying.

This episode was ALL about the ladies taking a more central and forceful role in this war. Queen of the Dragons, Theon’s sister at the Iron Islands, Sansa, Margery with her brother, Cersei with the small council. Hell hath no fury.....

I really liked this episode, mostly because I love Dany and missed her being a badass. My mom walked in on that scene and she was like “Wtf?” and I explained “She’s burning down some patriarchal asshats.” Then she asked if that was “Down Abbey.”

Sansa Queen in the North, motherfuckers!

and ohmygod SANSA AND JON I’M CRYING

I’m going to get eviscerated for saying this, but here it goes:

I was very very into Jenny and Chris until it started to look like she left her husband for him and now I don’t feel so good about it. It just doesn’t feel fair. You already have a husband. You don’t get to upgrade mid-marriage to Captain America.