I left NYC last year because after six years, I could not handle how fucking hard mundane tasks are in that city. Grocery shopping is truly a whole exhausting deal - you have to calculate exactly how much you can carry home, which limits your options and taking grocery bags on the subway is such a disaster. You also…

I live in NYC. My apartment doesn’t have enough counter space for a microwave and a toaster, so we chose microwave. Clearly I’m living a world away from Vanessa Bayer’s situation, but getting a bagel delivered already toasted sounds way less annoying than toasting it in the oven like I do.

How does one toast a bagel that already has cream cheese on it? Honestly I’d be irritated too. Shrug. It's not like she threw the bagel at the delivery guy.

I read that “Sunday Routine” feature on the regular, and when I read this one I was positively joyful! You guys complaining about it must not be regular readers of that column. They usually go thusly: “We sleep in late on Sundays, till about 7:30am or maybe even 8:00. Then I hit the gym for an hour. On the way back I…

That would involve having a bagel lying around waiting to be toasted. And going out to buy one you can toast yourself would involve leaving the house, which is what one wants to avoid on Sundays, ergo delivery.

Even a cold toasted bagel tastes better than an untoasted bagel. The texture changes. I get it.

There’s new show where fitness professional gain weight and then take it off, so that they can “come from a place of understanding”. I’d be very curious to see if their metabolism resets.

Okay, that’s scary. Because I’d been told that you won’t even notice your gallbladder is gone. Question: how do you get enough nutrients? And also, does your situation have a silver lining, meaning, is it good for weight loss?

The “after the episode” said she's been around for centuries.

I just checked the book. When she glamoured Mance to look like Rattleshirt, he had a ruby on his wrist that she had given him that said he could feel burning against his skin, and he specifically mentioned the glamour.

I hate everything about the Dorne storyline.

It totally makes sense to me now. The jewel at her throat must be a glamour to make herself look younger. In the books she has the ability to put a glamour on others, and I think there was a jewel involved. *runs off to check book*

Sure it will be explained, but my guess is she’s very,very old, has been glamouring herself for a long time,and is really not sure what to do next.

She lost her faith in the Lord of Light, best I can figure.

True story: my aunt regularly serves unsalted, unbuttered boiled potatoes. It is THE WORST. Would much prefer vanilla.

That coat should get Wintour shot for crimes against fashion.

When I was a kid absolutely. PB, mustard, Balogna, w/ layer of potato chips. Sweet, salty, crunchy and deli-licious:)

I hope you get ungreyed, so that everyone realizes we are all being food fascists. Eat what makes ya happy!! And when I was a kid it was Wonder bread, PB, mustard, bologna AND potato chips IN the sandwich - then dipped in Bean n Bacon soup. I'm hoping that you, too, put the chips right IN there.

peanut butter, mayo, and potato chips over here

In my neck'o the woods, it's actually bananas, PB, AND mayo. See, it really can get worse.