Not sure I agree. Terrible drivers are barely aware they driving. People who might ‘think’ they’re a good driver are equally tricky to deal with. I take small pleasures in watching someone dart about in traffic only to be one car ahead of me ten-fifteen minutes later.

I know that im better, i used to play Forza 

So here’s what’s really going on:

That ground staff member is a fucking narc.

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

If I get a choice between slamming into mouse fur and dying at 100 mph or soaring through the air like an eagle before slamming into concrete at 100 mph, you know what I’m down for.

Your Morgan was made with wood too. Truly the ultimate Jalop.

I find the lack of modes dissappointing, if I dont remember it entirely wrong Halo Reach Multiplayer had multiple power ups to choose from?

It’s pretty fucking ridiculous that we are legally bound to respect the mere appearance of a design, which has only the vaguest consistent appearance throughout a 75 year existence, which was originally made by a bankrupt company bought by a later bankrupt company bought by a later bankrupt company bought by a…

GOD I loved being a solar warlock, rising out from the ashes, then raining down hellfire upon the world with the Heart of the Praxic Fire.

also why you leave a hitch in the receiver, so they puncture their front fascia before damaging your car.

I’ve seen this before. Someone in software is debugging something, ramps up the logging, fixed 6 the problem and either forgets to turn off the logging or the software manager re-tasks the software person to something else. A few years ago I showed up to investigate why a piece of equipment wasn’t working. The 2TB…

Germans would not allow a fly to be on the wall.

1. Modern keyless entry/push start vehicles have an array of sensors that detect the location of the key in the car. Generally speaking (and in my own personal experience) they are pretty good at preventing you from being an idiot and locking your keys in your car. Sure, you can probably fool them in specific…

“sexy tug”

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

Or Starbucks should just offer a hazelnut syrup venti with a pump of coffee. Problem solved!

Not a rental Prius :) 

Honestly, I can’t believe they put such a puny engine in a “Raptor.” 210/369 is hilariously bad for 5,100 lbs. 0-62 in 10.5 is omg slow.