Seriously, this is one of the main reasons i still come to Kotaku, but apparently they’d rather run video articles that could have been a tweet.

I was super excited to look for the edit, until he mentioned it was the Dub. Absolutely worthless.

I mean, Skywalker Saga launched with day one DLC, so it’s not exactly a “full complete game” upon release...

Maybe give us actual homosexual text and we’ll stop having to try to find it in the subtext. EVERY TIME there’s a gay ship, people like you show up like “Why can’t they just be two bros, broing down, that never happens.” Except for the million other times in media it’s just two bros being bros instead of gay. Look at:…

The Steam version still suffers from coding issues. I can’t get the game to run without crashing. I’d much rather just emulate the DS version.

It sounds to me it’s more of an emulation than a remaster. Yes, the added localization is nice, but it’s not the point of a remaster. They should have redone the backgrounds instead of just blurring them to hell for HD. New backgrounds is not remaking, that’s remastering. It looks like “Classic mode” is literally just…

I think it's cuz Eddie knew Peter Parker but Venom didn't. Because it was separated from the rest of itself, the magic didn't fix it? 

Sure, the publisher is silencing people calling out human rights abuses, but hey cute fox, right? Who cares that Muslim people in China are being spirited away into re-education camps and pro-democracy protesters are being beaten in the streets, can’t let it get in the way of a video game.

Your main page lined up all too well. 

This is an interesting point. Something to think about. There are a lot of people who collect guns like people collect Funko Pops, and I could see them developing an interest in the hobby after seeing different guns in video games as children. Hell, I have a replica Portal gun on my desk.

Yeah, i used the same guide, came up with a google sheet for what gifts they liked, and such, and buttered them up as much as I could. Overall though, now that I’m in part 2, I have too many characters and shouldn’t have tried to recruit everyone. Next game I’ll just go for my favorites (Ashe, Felix, Caspar) and…

I was able to get all but two in part 1 on normal. No matter what I did, Fredrick and Petra just weren’t interested in me. I wasn’t going to waste time getting points in heavy armor and riding for them though, so their loss.

I love Claude cuz he calls me “Teach” instead of “Professor” like everyone else, so I went Golden Deer. I also grabbed Ashe because he’s seriously the nicest person in the history of ever (at least so far, we’ll see if I uncover anything). Also, Cyril is a BEAST if you can recruit him. I have him as a Wyvern rider…

It’s the black cat minion from the Gold Saucer.

There already is the sabotender mount from the gold saucer, I don't think it's not in the cards. 

“only a limited selection of hairstyles will work on the new races”

Hrothgar have 8 hairstyles, locked to 4 faces with two hairstyles each. And, you can’t change them at the Aesthetician. I’m lucky I’m happy with what I chose, but it’s so different from the other existing races that they really need to fix it in future patches.

I love my Hrothgar dancer. And I’m glad that they at least got glasses working for them.

God forbid the Dr. Disrespect character evolves into a serial killer, I’d hate to see what this chucklefuck does in the name of “authenticity”. This is a non-apology, Twitch should have perma-banned this guy, and not doing so just showcases their greed.