Or at least turn it into an airbnb.

Her thinking is definitely over the hill and it threatens to send me over the edge.

There are an unfortunate number of angry white women popping up in my Twitter feed as well.

Yup. I can tell where my mom is in the arc of her spectrum based on whether her texts are a detailed summary of that day’s Diane Rehm show or random lashing out at various family members (threatening to kill them, often). It’s exhausting being on the receiving end of the vitriol and the mood swings. I sometimes have…

I get what you’re saying and I agree with the road you’ve traveled to arrive at the possibility that some were giving her shit purely for misogynistic reasons and some were giving her shit because she’s a horrible person. Is that a correct interpretation?

Travis done deleted that tweet. Hmmm, wonder why.

Throwing money around helps, too.

Like the remake of The Women with Meg Ryan and Annette Bening? *eek*

Right? I worked at McDonald’s in high school and had the only verifiable out-of-body experience of my life there while I was washing dishes.

...still on probation for all that cheating...

Sark doesn’t need any more straws, thanks.

The NRA is in place to ensure Republicans get elected. That’s now its aim. The scare tactics that any type of gun legislation is a slippery slope to gubmint taking all firearms from private citizens is just the means it uses to do that.

Oh I’d believe it if there were air quotes around it.

This is the only GTA V play you need to see:

If you can’t win, I say go for the option with more orgasms.

You forgot, “and get called out for sending unsolicited dick pics to someone other than your wife.”

I went to some coffee place in one of the hippie parts of a city yesterday, and the cashier seemed annoyed that I even had the audacity to be there.

Hold up. Does this put me in a better bargaining position for my 2016 Golf GTI next week? Not that it’s all about me or anything.

Oooooo, better choice. I immediately thought of the Prozac Nation woman.

Right, because her God is too thick to figure out she didn’t personally authorize the gay marriages herself. So much for omniscient.