Yes

More like Clit-HERO, amirite?

And I’ll use my fear of stepping on some woman’s uterus as mine. Deal?

She would have been a good woman... if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.

That may be true. I was assuming Eldritch was referring to the likely nominees of both parties.

The likely nominee the batshit wing of the Republican Party allows to make it through the GOP primaries?

That was annoying but, yes, she seemed to feel (or was told by the producers) that she needed to bring 150% on-stage to compensate for his bringing -50%.

Shhhh Richard Lawson started it.

Richard Lawson was in the vanguard of that Hathaway-hating thing, unfortunately.

Seriously. I returned from WDW with family a month ago and had to deal with a TSA manager in the Orlando airport who was like the Louis Gossett, Jr. character from An Officer And A Gentleman. I fly regularly between Charlotte, Los Angeles, and NYC and have never encountered such an asshole.

Drunk white uncles across the land, meanwhile, are reportedly rubbing their hands with glee and planning to make Easter dinners [even more] incredibly awkward.

I fully expect this to be the strangest thing I read all day.

A young woman has come forward to say, basically, I spent my life never getting eaten out to the point of orgasm. I would now like to not suck men off to the point of orgasm.

He also doesn't seem to be very bright, period.

Being waitstaff is not that hard...

Still, it's always interesting to watch someone build themselves a tower of self-deception, especially when you have the opportunity to take a wrecking ball to it after the fact.

Greg, please be sure to approve Don's comment when he chimes in here so I don't miss it.

Your comments are more intruguing when you don't use a fake Kinja account, Don.

Yep. She's clearly taking pot.

Seriously! Growing up in South Carolina is already a bad start on its own.