I think it's denial in the sense of being clueless.

There was a great scene in "Suddenly Susan" where the Kathy Griffin character is trying to get her dry cleaner to buy her a new pair of pants because her pants have shrunk since they mistakenly washed them instead of dry cleaning them.

Has Deadspin ever ranked athletes in various sports from most-evolved to least-evolved (on average, of course)? I'm guessing baseball is fairly low down that list.

Yeesh, would that the bar could be set a bit higher than that list.

I bought my 1997 new from the dealer in Encino and have been its only owner. I feel fortunate to have a model year when BMW owned the company and it's the best thing I've ever driven. I'm assuming the feds triple-check before they grab rigs off the street. Please.

Just as much as white chocolate is chocolate.

How in the hell would putting Vaseline on your teeth make them look whiter? Compared to the yellowish layer of Vaseline now covering them??

The 30something guy who wore one of those snap-on hairpieces who was constantly adjusting it on his head while he rode my cock. The irony is I am sure he didn't want me to figure out he was even wearing it, yet his actions pretty much made it all either one of us was thinking about.

You are soooooooo not getting your super-special seaglass pledge pin with that kind of attitude, Debbie.

"Also, photographs that were texted to one of the friends showing her date that night were actually pictures depicting one of Jackie's high school classmates in Northern Virginia. That man, now a junior at a university in another state, confirmed that the photographs were of him and said he barely knew Jackie and…

I'm laughing totally imagining an older couple trying to suss that out at one of those "find the hidden picture in the picture" mall stands in the '90s.

The word insufferable exists for just this reason.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

My sister has four sons, oldest one being 11. I moved within two hours of her three months ago and she has yet to visit - although leaving the kids with her husband and escaping to my spare bedroom one weekend is something she refers to any time we talk. I'm lucky if I get a response to any email/text I send her.…

I recently relocated from Los Angeles to Asheville, NC, and I'll ballpark that 98% of guys 35 and under here sport the Lumbersexual look. The only elements missing from the photo are the de rigueur 3 or more tattoos sported by men and women alike here.

Pepe Le Pee-eww, non.

"Throbbing Knob" doesn't call to mind "huge dick," even if this interview with RDJ does.

Oh I chose my words carefully.

I have a more impressive pic of one of these gentlemen, but it was sent to me in an online chat we had before we met up and hung out. Since it's not from a film, I guess it doesn't qualify.

Not true. Missin' Molly is always apropos.