Island of Asheville, right here.

As an instructor myself, I know a number of students who would say that "scary math witch" is redundant.

As sleazy as Lufti may be, Amanda Bynes surely needed help so I am glad his ploy worked.

Not just the plot - lots of straight sex scenes also don't add to the character development, setting, theme, mood, style, or point of view. Other than that, they're awesome.

Yes, and...?

The ratio between what this guy thinks of himself and what he actually contributes to the world is skewed heavily toward the former.

Shrimp Jumbo

Maybe it was about not scratching the Rolexes?

Try this and get back to us.

Yeah, the original poster already covered that, Poindexter. Thanks for adding nothing to the conversation here. Also, it's Stewart.

Don't worry, other commenters here have totally scoped out the video and declared Stewart innocent of any wrongdoing and blamed the whole thing on Ward. That's the beauty of the internet: morons of all varieties can be represented.

So much more calming to gouge out their eyes. Also, likely more prisoning.

The same way we know that she didn't commit suicide and frame him so it would look like he killed her. We don't.

Not sure if we want to hear why you had an erection at the time, so thanks for leaving that part out.

Ferrin: Are you aware this is a street?

The apple doesn't fall far from the treezus!

We have a 51st state now?

Don't worry, it's not the death sentence it was in the 80s.

What about the first response, where the complainer says he doesn't allow his children "to watch any kind of kissing on television"? So many angry emails, so little time.

Ahaha, yes, so many people jumped on that anti-Putin bandwagon back then. Thank god they've all come to their senses now and can be rational about homosexuals being attacked and jailed like you can, apparently. Tongue-fucking? Go look again and unclutch your pearls.